Errors, half-truths, facts ?

Published on 26.03.2020 14:30

Masturbation makes you stupid and deformed

In Victorian times, people were convinced that women who masturbated would grow flat breasts and always remain stupid. In the Middle Ages, it was believed that women who masturbated would be convicted by hair growth on their hands and would remain marked and disfigured for life.

Masturbation makes you blind
In the middle of the 18th century, the Swiss physicist Samuel Tissot wrote in a scientific article that masturbation can lead to poor eyesight and even blindness in men. What was this "thesis" based on, we would like to know?

You can't get pregnant from a blow job
This thesis contradicts the 1999 broom closet incident involving Angela Ermakova (model) and Boris Becker (tennis pro). Anna Ermakova was born on 22 March 2000. The circumstances of her conception refute the above assertion.

Homosexuality is a disease
It was not until 1984 that the World Health Organisation (WHO) removed the term homosexuality from the international list of diseases, illnesses and epidemics. However, due to religious, political, ideological and cultural concerns of some countries, the WHO's decision could only come into force on 1 January 1993.

Erection in his trousers / He's an alcoholic
The Dr Sommer team at the German youth magazine Bravo regularly received letters from adolescents going through puberty. Among them was the following:
Maria 14 years: "I've had a boyfriend for 2 weeks. We do a lot of things together and I know he's the love of my life. But once we were sitting on a park bench and he kissed me. He put his hand on my thigh and then grabbed me between my legs. That was a wonderful feeling for me. So I also reached between his legs and felt a bottle-like object there. Dear Dr Sommer team, could it be that my boyfriend is secretly drinking?"

Too much sex wears out the vagina
What a horror story.

After 5000 shots, it's over
This myth is total rubbish. Men can produce sperm well into old age and new sperm is produced after each shot. On average, a man produces around 12 to 15 litres of semen in his lifetime.

You can diefrom Viagra
Yes indeed, there issome truth in that. Men with heart problems and high blood pressure are at risk. Overdosing on the blue pills just because you want to achieve peak sexual performance can also be highly risky for everyone. Undesirable side effects such as: High blood pressure, muscle pain, visual disturbances, headaches, redness, dizziness, fainting, palpitations and even heart attacks or cerebral haemorrhages can be the result.

Sex relieves pain
Indeed it does, although usually only a little. Endorphins that are released during intercourse can help relieve pain, even during masturbation.

Rinsing the vagina with cola
This completely stupid method of rinsing a woman's pussy with cola after sex to avoid getting pregnant dates back to the 50s / 60s. An experiment is said to have shown that cola affects sperm motility and diet cola even kills it. That may be true. But we would not recommend contraception in this way to anyone.

Sperm against pimples
A joke! If you do it credibly, dear men, then a facial cumshot will beckon on a regular basis.

All women have a vibrator
Bingo! Just like all men have their sex doll at home.

Delicious sperm - the pineapple makes it possible
Yes and no! Ultimately, the improvement in sperm flavour is not due to the pineapple itself, but to the sugar contained in the juice of the exotic fruit.
Flavour enhancers: melons, papaya, apples, mango, grapes, cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint, parsley, celery, seaweed.

Assign the following statements to yourself:

  • Bald men are more potent
  • Eating well is the sex of old age
  • Men think with their cock
  • The other person is always responsible for condoms
  • It all depends on the length of the cock
  • Women are worn out after giving birth
  • Being gay is unmanly
  • Porn shows the erotic reality
  • Intimate hair is out
  • Men always notice when women have an orgasm
  • Petite women are narrowly built
  • Men are pigs
  • Couples have more sex than singles
  • Breastfeeding protects against pregnancy
  • Women always wear the right bra with their panties
  • Younger people have sex more often than older people
  • Stupid fucks well
  • People with tattoos like harder sex
  • You can get any penis hard with blow jobs
  • Anyone can deep throat with a little practice
  • Daily masturbators are sex addicts
  • Chubby women are more uninhibited in bed
  • Scantily clad women are fair game
  • As goes the man's nose, so goes his John
  • Young woman in a relationship with an older man: she only wants his money, love is out of the question
  • Circumcised men can last longer
  • Abstinence increases lust
  • No pregnancy during your period
  • If the bells are longer than the rope, you are in the second part of life
  • Men want sex more often than women
  • Mobile phones in your trousers make you infertile
  • Redheads are more fiery during sex
  • Every woman comes with me
  • When I post a photo of my cock, they are all blown away


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